Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
5% Upper Midwestern
Sounds pretty accurate to me - though I have lived in FL all my adult life, it's only sort of "the South." Found via Fillyjonk.
On the same page:
You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
Knitting content soon, I promise.