It stripes, it pools, it flashes and blobs. It's even uglier in person, the photo flatters it. I particularly like the kind of scabby babyshit brown and blue effect on the bottom that makes it look pre-worn. But boy, is it soft and cosy. I love all things Lorna's Laces, and though the Jeans colorway isn't exactly my cup of tea, the Shepherd Sport is a keeper. Boy will stuff them inside a boot and they will be toasty.