I have been awake since, um, 2:30 a.m., and this lovely time included a LOONG day of translating highly tortured legalspeak into business people can understand English. I am pretty fluent in legalspeak, but this was particularly, intensely, richly of the "Why use 50 words when 275 would be more impressive?" level of legalspeak. So, so not fun. I spent the day sending mental hugs to the lawyers who demonstrated that it is possible to write highly complex real estate legal stuff in Short Bursts of Simple English. In short paragraphs that deal with each point in a logical format. These expensive outside guys didn't learn that. Unfortunately, my employer is now paying me to turn the incomprehensible to basic, comprehensible to a layman business points. Sucks for me.
No rain on my house tonight, so frogs? Plz STFU. Need sleep. Too old and tired and the periperal brain issues of the font changes between documents and such, oh, it hurts like hell.