You Are Count von Count
You? A vampire? Well, maybe in name only. There's nothing really vampiric about you.
You are the kindest person in the world. You wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone suck someone's blood.
You are a natural teacher, and you enjoy the company of children. And not because you find them delicious!
People make find you annoying at times, but they never find you frightening. The only thing scary about your mouth is that you talk too much!